~*NICKNAMES
if bedah, timah, semah and lijah go out for lunch...
they will call each other bedah, timah, semah and lijah....
if ali, abu, amat and badul go out...
they will affectionately refer to each other as fat boy, godzilla, peanut-head and spongebob...hahahahaha T___________T
if bedah, timah, semah and lijah go out for lunch...
they will call each other bedah, timah, semah and lijah....
if ali, abu, amat and badul go out...
they will affectionately refer to each other as fat boy, godzilla, peanut-head and spongebob...hahahahaha T___________T
~*EATING OUT
when the bill arrives...ali, abu, amat and badul will each throw in $50...
even though it's only for $32.50.... (really..???huh~)
none of them will have anything smaller...
and none will actually admit they want change back....(coOl huh!!)
when the girls get their bill..out come the pocket calculators...mwahahahah
when the bill arrives...ali, abu, amat and badul will each throw in $50...
even though it's only for $32.50.... (really..???huh~)
none of them will have anything smaller...
and none will actually admit they want change back....(coOl huh!!)
when the girls get their bill..out come the pocket calculators...mwahahahah
~*MONEY
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants....
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want....T_____T (no laaaaa...)
~*BATHROOMS
a man has six items in his bathroom:
a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel....
the average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337....o_Oa man would not be able to identify most of these items....cehhh
~*ARGUMENTS
a woman has the last word in any argument....
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument....
~*CATS
women love cats....
men say they love cats...but when women aren't looking...
men kick cats....
hahahaha....
~*FUTURE
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband....
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife....
~*SUCCESS
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
a successful woman is one who can find such a man....
~*MARRIAGE
a woman marries a man expecting he will change...
but he doesn't....=(
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change...
and she does....=)
~*DRESSING UP
a woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail....
a man will dress up for weddings and funerals...
~*NATURAL
men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed....
women somehow deteriorate during the night....hey!!!hahahaha
~*OFFSPRING
ah, children.....
a woman knows all about her children....
she knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.....
a man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house...T_T
whatever the different of men and women..
~*still...we need each other...*~
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants....
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want....T_____T (no laaaaa...)
~*BATHROOMS
a man has six items in his bathroom:
a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel....
the average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337....o_Oa man would not be able to identify most of these items....cehhh
~*ARGUMENTS
a woman has the last word in any argument....
anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument....
~*CATS
women love cats....
men say they love cats...but when women aren't looking...
men kick cats....
hahahaha....~*FUTURE
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband....
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife....
~*SUCCESS
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
a successful woman is one who can find such a man....
~*MARRIAGE
a woman marries a man expecting he will change...
but he doesn't....=(
a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change...
and she does....=)
~*DRESSING UP
a woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail....
a man will dress up for weddings and funerals...
~*NATURAL
men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed....
women somehow deteriorate during the night....hey!!!hahahaha
~*OFFSPRING
ah, children.....
a woman knows all about her children....
she knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.....
a man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house...T_T
whatever the different of men and women..
~*still...we need each other...*~
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